Sugar... Spice... and everything Nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Melon. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical M. Thus ManlyMelon was Born!!! Using his amazing super powers, became the proud Leader of TwerkTeam.


One day, there was a dirty ol' band sitting on the ground. Then some mysterious man picked up that band, and took it home. Then he cleaned the band and refurbished it. Then he gave it life and decided to call it Bands! Then one day, Bands decided that he can make her dance.


Twas a verry manly can ...... Can decided on exactly july 12 1977 that he would twerk till his glutes where so firm that he could crush people heads with dat ass .... the manliest can that can twerk and drop dat thunt a thuh


During the creation of the solar system, chemicals formed to create this unusual substance called "Chilledon" after years of wear and tear by asteroids hitting the earth, it somehow devoloped an ass, and the substance touched it. The feeling of his ass being touched made it shake. Some say it is still shaking to this day. If you listen very closely at night, some people claim to hear his juicy ass jiggling. Watch out kids ;)


Once there was a very happy tree. Some dumbass scientist spilled some shit on the tree and the tree threatened to beat the shit out of him. The scientist was scared so he offered some enhanced marijuana to the tree, and the tree happily accepted the offer. The tree snatched the marijuana from the scientist, and sat down. He took 3 puffs and felt a little funny. "Oh no" the happy tree said. The scientist look at the tree and started laughing in a very evil manner. The tree stood up and started shaking his ass up and down. He soon started wall twerking. That's how the Happytree became the Happytree1