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[TGS] Operation: Resurrection
I can speak for everyone when I say Osiris' death was a tragic event. It has devastated us as a clan, as well as his mom, who grieves day and night, pretending to be her late son on his favorite online community. These have been dark times for us Girl Scouts. We cannot move on without him. We need need Osiris. We need Rumble. We need Easter Cheeks.
In order to do what I am about to do, I need to admit one of my darkest secrets....
I practice witchcraft.
I used my knowledge gathered from TSSMBOWZ for wrong doing, and for that I deeply apologize. However, I cannot make up for my actions with mere words, I must use my power for good.
I AM GOING TO BRING OSIRIS BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Yes, I will use my knowledge of wizardry, witchcraft, and the dark arts to bring our friend, our brother, back to life!
With the help of my associates from around the world, I have compiled a list of necessary ingredients to be used in the ceremony:
In preparation for the event, I stole his body from his grave, and used my healing powers to restore his body to the point just minutes before he met his gruesome demise. However, I need your help, girls! Without these items, I cannot channel his soul back into his body! Help me gather these items, and I will deliver to you Osiris, flesh in blood, just before his untimely death.
Who's with me?
In order to do what I am about to do, I need to admit one of my darkest secrets....
I practice witchcraft.
I used my knowledge gathered from TSSMBOWZ for wrong doing, and for that I deeply apologize. However, I cannot make up for my actions with mere words, I must use my power for good.
I AM GOING TO BRING OSIRIS BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Yes, I will use my knowledge of wizardry, witchcraft, and the dark arts to bring our friend, our brother, back to life!
With the help of my associates from around the world, I have compiled a list of necessary ingredients to be used in the ceremony:
Originally Posted by The Heartsman
Pop Rocks
Originally Posted by My waifu
Bunny cheeks
Originally Posted by Big Denny
Blood of a virgin lamb
Some KY lube
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A goat
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An object that the deceased owned during their life.
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Heat
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Adrenaline
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You need to kill a baby and a horse, thats how they did it on Game of Thrones.
Originally Posted by A brave little kitten
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli.
Originally Posted by Generic Username
You need the mafia to bring him back in. Once he's in, he has to pass the trials. The rest is all up to him.
Originally Posted by Matt Groening
A cross made of the rarest wood within 100 miles of the ceremonial ground the resurrection is going to be performed on.
Originally Posted by Gibus
SHREK
Originally Posted by Rafael
A cat
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Three penises, one of which that has not ejaculated yet.
Originally Posted by Erth
Faith
Originally Posted by Kamina
Root beer
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Chromosomes
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Daig
In preparation for the event, I stole his body from his grave, and used my healing powers to restore his body to the point just minutes before he met his gruesome demise. However, I need your help, girls! Without these items, I cannot channel his soul back into his body! Help me gather these items, and I will deliver to you Osiris, flesh in blood, just before his untimely death.
Who's with me?
I can lend you one of the three penises(ejaculated, but has yet to participate in conjugational intercourse ), and the root beer. . . and probably one of Osiris' belongings, it's the hobby(taking from the stalkee) the came out of a hobby(stalking).
Last edited by Infestation; Jan 9, 2014 at 05:06 AM.
Reason: punctuation is fun
When Will Chaney take back his fucking 3,000 Christmas hats
