(S1) Squad 1
Hello, as you may have noticed anonymous is making some changes: we have now become squad 1 because of reasons and stuff.
The most legendary squad of the gotei 13.
You will get four warnings, before we kick you.
Any complaints, PM Protonitron.
Any questions, PM any or all of the clan leaders.
Any recruitment applications, PM ZeroJoke
*Become official. [ ]
*Become 20th best clan. [ ]
*Become 10th best clan. [ ]
*Become the best clan. [ ]
*Get 5k in clan bank. [ ]
*Get 10k in clan bank. [ ]
*Get 20k in clan bank. [ ]
*Become well known. [ ]
*Set up a clan betting event. [X]
*Set up a clan tournament. [ ]
*Get a better clan page. [ ]
*Make a clan video. [ ]
*Get complimented on clan video. [ ]
*Become well know. [ ]
*Take over a small island nation in the pacific. [ ]
*Make a shark farm. [ ]
*Have lots of sharks. [ ]
*Train aforementioned sharks. [ ]
*HAVE SHARK ARMY!!! [ ]
*BE SHARK EMPEROR!!!! [ ]
*TURN INTO A SHARK!!!! [ ]
*BE A SHARK!!!! [ ]
*I AM THE SHARK LORD!!! [ ]
*INVADE EUROPE!!! [ ]
*BE IN CHARGE OF EUROPE!!! [ ]
*INVADE CHINA!!! [ ]
*INVADE AMERICA!!! [ ]
*INVADE EVERYWHERE!!! [ ]
*OWN THE WORLD!!!! [ ]
*Continue to be a shark. [ ]
*World peace. [ ]
*Win shark Nobel Peace Prize. [ ]
*Go to space. [ ]
*SPACE SHARKS!!!! [ ]
*Invade the moon. [ ]
*Get bored of the moon. [ ]
*Invade mars. [ ]
*become bored of mars. [ ]
*Invade the sun. [ ]
*I am the SUN-SPACE-SHARK-LORD! [ ]
*Stop writing stupid clan aims. [ ]
*They are not that funny. [ ]
*The initial shock might get a laugh but then it gets repetitive. [ ]
*You are trying to hard. [ ]
*Maybe you should let someone else do this. [ ]
*Feel discontent with current lifestyle. [X]
*Finish writing clan aims. [X]
*Are you proud of yourself? [ ]
*I didn't think so. [X]
*Stop wasting your life. [ ]
I hope we can get a better clan page design because this is terrible.
YES IT WAS ME, PROTO. I GOT BORED OK?
I'm going to try to link the old clan thread in real quick because I don't know how to make a new one. (Proto)
Also: I think I might go join pheonix now since they were my original clan and since this clan is not even called (anon) any more. (Also from Proto) charm you once asked me to look after anonymous and be the new charm. I failed to do both, I couldn't protect the clan from you and I invited you and have you the power to destroy the anon I promised to look after. I could not and will never be like you charm and I don't want to be. Thank you for giving me a taste of power. It tastes bitter.
I am anon and anon lives through me and I will never forgive what has been done and I will never forget what it was that you destroyed. We do not forgive we do not forget, we are legion ect ect... I hope you appreciate that this is ironic and I am not a actually as pretentious as this. I might stay in the clan if pheonix rejects me but otherwise this is goodbye. Sorry for failing you (anon).
Last edited by Zelda; May 15, 2014 at 12:36 AM.
Reason: Making it more informative and grammatically correct.