pish
It's a long way to Tipperary
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest girl I know
Good bye, Missisipi!
Farewell, Leicester Square!
It's a long, long way to Tipperary
But my heart's right there.
Also, the story of the Rare, Rare Rary bird:
A bird lover was attending his local bird-lover's society, and was given the task of catching a local legend: the rare, rare Rary bird. After weeks of searching through the local forests, he found one. He followed the bird, but every time he went to grab it, it flew off in a blur. He chased it across the forest, across the plains, across the country... <shaggy dog tale />. When the man finally came to the arctic circle, he was haggard, but so was the bird from all it's flying. He managed to just touch it before it flew off again. Bone, weary, he gave up. When he returned to his next meeting of the bird lover's society, all he could report was "It's a long, long way to Tip a Rary".