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ZOMG, Ducks!!
The Theory of Everything
If you know enough of science, you may have heard the phrase above. I thought I would put this up for sporefanaticans to read, so there is atleast one post about the marvelous idea on these boards.
So what is this theory?
Ever heard of it? Look at, urh...your computer. Inside it are wires, a motherboard, a hardrive, a fan etc. right? Wrong. Look deeper. It turns out they are made of atoms. Little funny thingys that we can't see. Made up Neutrons, Protons, Electrons right? Wrong. Look deeper. Look, inside a proton. Split it open, and you find weak and strong nucelar forces right? Wrong. Look even deeper. Look for the smallest thing. What everything is made of. What the ultimate truth of the universe is. Yes. Its true. Ducks.
wtf are you on?
What? I have proof. Ever heard of "Quarks"? The Ducks merely have australian accents. Here is a diagram of an electron:
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1674/duckny3.png
As you may have gathered from the picture, the electrons are thier main way of transportation. They move around in thier little spaceships controling the universe. You are in one of the 35% universe in the multivierse where tiny animals are the gods. In the universe of Arratookie-woo, minature pigs in porn outfits monocycle poo around into 2 exactly even mounds. Consider yourself lucky this one ducks are in charge. Ofcourse, you are not to confuse the godly nature of the ducks with the Raptors of the sporefanatic universe, who gained divine power through technology, and are a distraction from the actual gods of that universe, which have not been investigated properly. If you want to know more please go to the rpg section where you can find an interesting ture story that happened in that universe. The other 65% of the multiverse? You don't want to know. Anyway, back to our universe, and the ducks.
What do they want with us?
What the ducks want is unclear. They seem to have no want, but just go around quarking. There are a few theories that might explain why they go around in little dots.
* They feed off something that require the electrons to move? It maybe that they suck energy from the atom, but as soon as they suck a certain amount off, they need to move to another part of it. Possibly.
* They are searching for something they lost, but using the tiny maps they are forced to use because of the size of an electron's interior, they go round in circles.
* They are not controling the electron, but the atom itself. Without there help, atoms would not move around.
* They just want attention.
Zomg
Yeah. Isn't it just. Just be nice to ducks in future. Ever got that look from them after you ate a duck for dinner one night? Exactly. I personaly will go and buy some pure gold to make a duck statue out of to worship the ducks with. Then I will publish an article in scientific american about my theory.
Join me, or beware the duck.
i found this earlier and i just thought everyone here should know what theyre really made of
If you know enough of science, you may have heard the phrase above. I thought I would put this up for sporefanaticans to read, so there is atleast one post about the marvelous idea on these boards.
So what is this theory?
Ever heard of it? Look at, urh...your computer. Inside it are wires, a motherboard, a hardrive, a fan etc. right? Wrong. Look deeper. It turns out they are made of atoms. Little funny thingys that we can't see. Made up Neutrons, Protons, Electrons right? Wrong. Look deeper. Look, inside a proton. Split it open, and you find weak and strong nucelar forces right? Wrong. Look even deeper. Look for the smallest thing. What everything is made of. What the ultimate truth of the universe is. Yes. Its true. Ducks.
wtf are you on?
What? I have proof. Ever heard of "Quarks"? The Ducks merely have australian accents. Here is a diagram of an electron:
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1674/duckny3.png
As you may have gathered from the picture, the electrons are thier main way of transportation. They move around in thier little spaceships controling the universe. You are in one of the 35% universe in the multivierse where tiny animals are the gods. In the universe of Arratookie-woo, minature pigs in porn outfits monocycle poo around into 2 exactly even mounds. Consider yourself lucky this one ducks are in charge. Ofcourse, you are not to confuse the godly nature of the ducks with the Raptors of the sporefanatic universe, who gained divine power through technology, and are a distraction from the actual gods of that universe, which have not been investigated properly. If you want to know more please go to the rpg section where you can find an interesting ture story that happened in that universe. The other 65% of the multiverse? You don't want to know. Anyway, back to our universe, and the ducks.
What do they want with us?
What the ducks want is unclear. They seem to have no want, but just go around quarking. There are a few theories that might explain why they go around in little dots.
* They feed off something that require the electrons to move? It maybe that they suck energy from the atom, but as soon as they suck a certain amount off, they need to move to another part of it. Possibly.
* They are searching for something they lost, but using the tiny maps they are forced to use because of the size of an electron's interior, they go round in circles.
* They are not controling the electron, but the atom itself. Without there help, atoms would not move around.
* They just want attention.
Zomg
Yeah. Isn't it just. Just be nice to ducks in future. Ever got that look from them after you ate a duck for dinner one night? Exactly. I personaly will go and buy some pure gold to make a duck statue out of to worship the ducks with. Then I will publish an article in scientific american about my theory.
Join me, or beware the duck.
i found this earlier and i just thought everyone here should know what theyre really made of
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, then, by the time you criticize him, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes
Re: ZOMG, Ducks!!
I knew it! :[color=black]D
<ducky> The game.
<siku> ducky: i didnt know this was 2005 and 4chan
<siku> sorry, i hate the game and you should shut the fuck up about that retarded bullshit
<siku> you should link us to awesome and edgy motivational pics next or maybe pedobear
<siku> inb4 rep needs toriprime or vip lmao rofl that /b/ is grate
<siku> is this the part where you educate me on memes, further showcasing your amazing 4chan findings
<siku> word x is a meme lmao rofl
<siku> ducky: i didnt know this was 2005 and 4chan
<siku> sorry, i hate the game and you should shut the fuck up about that retarded bullshit
<siku> you should link us to awesome and edgy motivational pics next or maybe pedobear
<siku> inb4 rep needs toriprime or vip lmao rofl that /b/ is grate
<siku> is this the part where you educate me on memes, further showcasing your amazing 4chan findings
<siku> word x is a meme lmao rofl
<+veb> someone make ducky smod
Re: ZOMG, Ducks!!
They called it science, but I call iut Lie-ence! I can't believe nobody proved this before. Its so damn obvious!
Damn quarks had scientidts fooled for... a decade or so!
Damn quarks had scientidts fooled for... a decade or so!
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.
Re: ZOMG, Ducks!!
According to our scientist's electron microscopes, electrons are filled with quarks. I don't really remember anything about ducks.
