Fuck you.
Here people think its hot if its over 20°C and its cold when its under -20°C but luckily here is cold beer for hot days and Koskenkorva for cold days. Alcohol is overpriced here so usually people buys it from Estonia. Cigarettes are overpriced too and we buy it from Russia.
And people here... Well... If you want friends, you have to make first move. And where do you live now?