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Impro Tutorial (punches)
Hello. This is my tutorial on how to basically beat the shit out of uke, like the pros do it. Today, you are not going to turn down the decap threshold, you are going to play on plain old classic. It is so simple you will never believe this works!

Now, if you are NOT insane, sit at your computer, playing toribash, and basically click the joints that you believe will move the tori the way YOU do. This is what some toribash pro's do. Contract your abs, extend your legs, whatever will move your tori to do what yo want to do. Simple, eh?
Fonzie be with you.
Wow, I read it like a Bible. Everytime I read it I find all teh new meanings and sh*t, it's awsm. So packed with info, good job! ...JK
deady: "Sahee (...) you bitter Pollock (...)"
Hmm may I ask what I am "doing" wrong? Also, sahee, don't post shit on this thread just to spite me.
Fonzie be with you.
well, you explained that, the way to impro is to move your tori using joints to hurt uke, which is essentially...well its basically a dumbed down tutorial of how to play the game.
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Jeremy - You can train a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b...
this absolutely not helpfull in any way. all you are saying is "basically click the joints that you believe will move the tori the way YOU do" thats a case for captain obvious me thinks...

and a tutorial on improvising? a little contradicting... good luck with your next attempt
Lol fine don't take my advice, spam and flame this thread to your hearts content, and close this thread.
Fonzie be with you.
Well, it seems as tho these days flaming is considered anything negitave, which it is most certainly not. Flaming is saying "F***ING F*G GO SUCK A DICK!" where as "That wasn't helpful" is not.
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Jeremy - You can train a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b...


Wow, second time I've gotten to use that baby today. Dude, all you said was to move the joints to make them do what you want them to do. Any retard can figure that out. You said that's how the pros do it. That isn't true. We do it through thousands of games experience, quick thinking, carefully measured movements, and an acute awareness of our tori as well as our opponent. It is also especially important to amplify an opponent's energy and turn it against them when improvizing.

This isn't something that can be taught with a tutorial.
man this is the best tuitorial ever! whoever thought that the way to accomplish your goal, was to accomplish your goal! holyshitbrilliant!
<FeD> i will allow my ass being raped