Aww, come on guys, what's with all this loser talk? We're ELITE, remember? Elite of mind, body, spirit, and dick. More elite than the 1337est twelve year old this side of Jupiter. More elite than Jack Black sticking it to the man, that one dumbass who filmed himself jumping in a pothole filled with water on a dare from his buddies and all those people who didn't realize it was staged.
WE. ARE. ELITE.
rawr.