Once upon a time there was a man, lonely and depressed. He wondered why all the woman he met laughed at him when he pulled down his trousers and revealed his... rather small shlong. He got angry because of this, and wondered what he could possibly do to make people love him more, so he got a group of other small packaged men and made a clan, cleverly named the chode legion. They arose proud of their smaller packages, and went up in the world happy and confident. This is what you see now, that powerful group of men just trying to make a living.

Rules:

1. Don't disobey your chode leaders
2. Respect your chode brethren
3. Be one with the chode, all chodes must be able fighters
4. Nobody likes a dick, so don't be one
5. Other than that yolo (o/