Here's a contest I may have made up. How many joints do you have to use to dismember someone?

RULES:
-No mods. Obviously.
-Acceptable dismemberments: Decap, torso. A leg or an arm is too easy.
-The first time you use ANY joint, you must only use the joints you used. Wow, that's awkward sounding. Example: if you use hips, glutes, knees, and ankles at the same time, you cannot use ANYTHING else but those until after the dismemberment.

This is just for fun, since I'm too much of a noob on the forums to offer any prizes, there's no winner or anything unless someone else wants to give a prize ^_^

Included is my replay of only using my legs to split uke in half.

I think this counts... I only held all, and made a change in all the joint's I'd use in the first move...

So how many joints did you use?

Here's mine. I used 6 joints only. both hips, both knees, both ankles. Enjoy!

I used 6 joints as well...

So then I think we are tied for the lead. How many joints exactly did you use, Tragedy?

Cause it looks like you used 8 (all leg joints + glutes)

Im not sure if holding joints is allowed or not so here are mine. I am also not sure if self suicides are allowed either. I have a 4 joint self dismemberment where i break my both my legs, decap myself and break my abs off. I have a 2 joint self decap and a 4 joint move where i break ukes leg off.
(note: only count the first breaks i do and not the breakdancingish stuff after)

And of course Patrick beats us all...

I'm not sure if my two-joint one is legal, but my four-joint replay certainly is.

In the first one, I dismember uke at the torso using only my knees and holding everything else. In the second one, everything is relaxed except for my knees, and then before the decap, I tense everything and contract the knees. Does tensing/untensing count as using those joints?

I think hold/relax doesn't count as using a joint

Not sure if self-dismemberment counts.