Rule 1:Always use a giant hammer.
Rule 2:If you go to a knife fight, bring a giant hammer.
Rule 3:Stay clear of round pink things.
(or hit them with a giant hammer)
1, 2, 3, 4, EAT A CHEETO OFF THE FLOOR, 5, 6, MAKE SOME SHIT, 7, 8, GO GET RAPED, 9, 10, FUCK A HEN!
A... melody made out of sheer boredom today at school, drafted during a boring-ass science video about elements. (Why it belongs here): We sang it on the bus and the bus driver started yelling at us because there were younger children on the bus (like just turned 11) who were going D: and one little whiny bitch of a girl who called her mom on her magical Barbie cell-phone and said "MOMMAH THAR R PPL CURSIN ON DA BUS PLZ HELP *crying*"
Anyways, it merited us (me and 4 friends, as I 'spose I should have specified before) being forcefully shoved into the front two rows of the bus where the bus driver could keep an eye on us. The old lady of that whiny bitch-girl I mentioned also drove up during our stop and blocked the bus, and then came out and started yelling at us and giving us a lecture. Malcom (Rather slow in his thinking; not stupid, just like, "WOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE STABBED THAT GUY" 5 minutes after he does it) yells back at the lady and pushes her off the sidewalk and everyone is like
LOL... thats.. epic lol for me XD
My day was... okay... i was supposed to take photos, instead i played spore.... went to college... saw a crazy woman talk about here career as an illustrator, she showed us her work, involving rainbow penises and tits being cut off... random XD
yea... she has multiple personalities, ones a nazi guy who cuts people up and rearranges them, another is a russian princess, and another is her 'mirror' child. XD was funny... and weird.
She said she wish she has a sword to cut off our heads, as she said 'would be a beautiful thing wouldn't it?'
Rule 1:Always use a giant hammer.
Rule 2:If you go to a knife fight, bring a giant hammer.
Rule 3:Stay clear of round pink things.
(or hit them with a giant hammer)
breaking news cookishman is a girl. e know thsi is a ironic turning of evnets but tis true.after shocking evidence found,a video of him having sex with his own dad (shivers) just letting ya'll know