i'm here to talk to you about the locust. these animals are beautiful and somewhat dangerous, do not take them as some normal house cat or rabbit. in an instant or slower they will quickly flutter to your house and consume your most valuable item to you whether that be your mom, a couch or your favorite piece of cookware, it's gone forever. now, i sell locust and locust larva. my prices are cheap as well as fair and cheap. you can think "oh so like 3 for $5" no no, better than that. we sell our larva 7 for $10 or 35 for $15. math is our forte when we say 'you + me + locust = love'. so feel free to come on dow


help me
these are not my friends
all i hear is buzzing
there is no hope
they transcend time and space
soon they will consume our world and move to the next
please, i beg of you, save me
$10.99 will set me free
help
help
help
help

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please heed my words friends... save yourself whilst there is time. these locusts, these sick, demented creatures have crossed the boundry between man and locust. i'm afraid my time on this world is thinning, the locusts... they are all consuming, this addiction, i can't stop myself. every time i try to escape their bug-like grasp i am sucked back in by their mind bending allure...


i pass this message along to you in hopes of finding a cure for these dirty locust beautiful creatures. but i fear there is no hope


please friends, submit to the locusts, they are our friends for they are you

please purchase the locusts
they ship themselves
please friends
please

save the bees

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Locust gang

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