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KGB Interrogation Room
THANKS TO THE POWER OF JESUS, WE ARE NO LONGER POPCAP. YOU MAY BEG TO JOIN HERE.
WE HAVE REACHED THE POPCAP OF 50/50 PLAYERS. WE ARE FULL. DO NOT APPLY UNLESS YOU ARE SCORP OR T0RI0BABY.
THE ORIGINAL POST IS KEPT HERE ONLY SO WE CAN REUSE IT IF WE WANT TO RECRUIT AGAIN ONE DAY WHICH ISN'T TODAY SO WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND APPLY TO [DUCK]
PARROT IS BACK UP AND RUNNING!
Welcome to our new application thread! Applications to [Parrot] are free-form (they do not require any specific structure), so include whatever you want!
Good things to include = videos of yourself dancing, poetry aboutSkulFuk Liaxo
HOW WE WILL JUDGE APPLICANTS
This is AssassinPro's baseline facial expression:
If you can make his face do this:
Then it's a yes from us.
If you make his face do either of these things:
Then we hate you and everything you stand for.
Feel free to impress Kyou-Kun, SkulFuk and Liaxo too, but they're more like concepts than actual people.
THE ORIGINAL POST IS KEPT HERE ONLY SO WE CAN REUSE IT IF WE WANT TO RECRUIT AGAIN ONE DAY WHICH ISN'T TODAY SO WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND APPLY TO [DUCK]
PARROT IS BACK UP AND RUNNING!
Welcome to our new application thread! Applications to [Parrot] are free-form (they do not require any specific structure), so include whatever you want!
Good things to include = videos of yourself dancing, poetry about
HOW WE WILL JUDGE APPLICANTS
This is AssassinPro's baseline facial expression:
If you can make his face do this:
Then it's a yes from us.
If you make his face do either of these things:
Then we hate you and everything you stand for.
Feel free to impress Kyou-Kun, SkulFuk and Liaxo too, but they're more like concepts than actual people.
Originally Posted by liaxo
For me, it's mostly a no unless the applicant does something that makes the whole clan lose their shit and yell welcome
Last edited by Kyou-kun; Jul 1, 2018 at 11:29 PM.
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020
<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
I don't know if it is only me or if this question that I ask a lot is considered... I don't know, anyway I always think that applicants should tell us where they live or where they are from. It only matters for me because I love knowing people from different cultures.
And we've got to name each expression, Moop. Because I'll use them to refer to my opinion on applicants.
And we've got to name each expression, Moop. Because I'll use them to refer to my opinion on applicants.
Hello my name is Parrot and I want to join your beautiful named clan. I currently am pulling an 8 inch… beak, of course. I am 15 and was born in Las Vegas. My favorite sex position would have to be Parrot Style. The simple movements mixed with the complex quick movements really got me. Favorite pizza topping would of course have to be tits and ass because tits and ass are amazing. Past clans would be New Era, Vibe, Apex, Ultimate, and Crooks. I am just looking for a clan to chill and have fun with, and hopefully you can make that happen.
Originally Posted by Parrot
Hello my name is Parrot and I want to join your beautiful named clan. I currently am pulling an 8 inch… beak, of course. I am 15 and was born in Las Vegas. My favorite sex position would have to be Parrot Style. The simple movements mixed with the complex quick movements really got me. Favorite pizza topping would of course have to be tits and ass because tits and ass are amazing. Past clans would be New Era, Vibe, Apex, Ultimate, and Crooks. I am just looking for a clan to chill and have fun with, and hopefully you can make that happen.
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My advice would be as follows:
Originally Posted by Moop
EXCELLENT things to include = videos of yourself dancing,
Last edited by Moop; Oct 2, 2015 at 08:18 AM.
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020
<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
