My name's John Harricks and I'm a corporate sales executive for Horizon Industries, a public shares company based in Birmingham, AL.

Hello, John. It would be lovely to discuss business with you.

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Thanks for the greeting, Vordred, which type of business would you like to discuss? I'm all ears when it comes to helping others out.

I was thinking of investing in a new game.
An online fighting game which uses ragdoll physics as the main principal.

Dear Vordred,

An interesting concept, Vord, may I call you Vord?
I believe your game may be a success if you play your cards right, it doesn't seem it would appeal to the masses although "people that aren't paying are people worth persuading" is what always say to myself when I'm struggling in my work.

I wish you the best in your decisions.

Sincerely,

John Harricks