Christmas Lottery
Original Post
no... NO... PLEASE GOD NO


:o NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
On 18, 2008 of the year August, we shall have tea. The following day we eat anyone wearing purple clothes. Then we get into tanks, drive a mile away from each other, and start firing random shells into the air. First one to hit the other tank gets a 5 second head start in the 1 legged race.

In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
Originally Posted by Tinerr View Post


is that friki enough? =)

have you noticed? all asian people look extremely delighted on camera, while europeans look pissed, africans blankly stare at the lense, and americans smile with hate in their eyes*red eyes*.


no offense is intended by that, considering its all true.

i think photos show a persons real personality if you study them long enough.
Hoss.
Originally Posted by ToXiKz View Post
i think photos show a persons real personality if you study them long enough.



what's her personality
On 18, 2008 of the year August, we shall have tea. The following day we eat anyone wearing purple clothes. Then we get into tanks, drive a mile away from each other, and start firing random shells into the air. First one to hit the other tank gets a 5 second head start in the 1 legged race.

In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.