Fighting Uke is way too hard, Can anybody help?

Do not fight Uke. Go to multiplayer, and pick any of Beginner servers.

Fighting Uke is suicide anyway, would not recommend trying at home. Its better to target small prey at first like Sparky or Wizard. Once you've mastered killing them in multiplayer you can then begin thinking of ways to defeat or at least injure Uke. I would say just figure out what each piece of your body does by holding all and then moving them one at a time, after that try making a simple opener and then go to multiplayer and try it out. The recommended opener for new players is to hold all and contract both pecs while grabbing with your hands. Good luck, Have fun.

Thanks!

no not sparky/wizard

paraphrasing one dude
"gms are hte best at toribash"

target K0HTA instead
or really any other beginner server player like K0HTA

Why go for a beginner when he could just go for a complete scrub instead. You would fit the position pretty good. <3

try to shovel him bro it's alright

gms are scrubl0rds

if you want me to, i can teach you

Uke is the bane of my existence. He is the shadow of what is holy. Like Krampus.

I recommend going online, and checking out the beginner servers.