Secret Santa 2024
Original Post
Evolution
It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning we were all fish, OK? swimming around in the water... And then one day a couple fish had a retard baby and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands and it had, butt-sex with a squirrel or something and made this, retard frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt-sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you.

So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt-sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations.

wanna take off shirt and kiss?
what monky did %&^%% fishes sexy but its to ^%&% [note: i mean nothing bad with these !@#$%^&*() thing]