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Anybody else think about this?
What did the first person to milk a cow think he was doing?

Honestly, i was writing a paper on commodities we take for granted, and milk flashed before my eyes and i thought to myself, What the hell was going through that persons head when they decided to milk a cow?
Honestly, imagine one day your walking around and you suddenly felt quite thirsty, the last thing your going to do is go up to a cow and milk it.

Your thoughts please. (Am i crazy for having this thought?)
Re: Anybody else think about this?
Yes, you are. Cows are beautiful animals. Probably stems from someone wanting to turn into a cow (Cro-magnon furries?), and drank it's milk, then found it quite tasty.

Goats, on the other hand...
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Re: Anybody else think about this?
I've heard a few people ask the same question, Byakuya. Maybe a guy watched a baby cow drink from its mom and decided to try it?
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Re: Anybody else think about this?
Well, the first person was probably some ugly guy with bad acne. He saw the cow and said "Well, it's the best I can get". And then he did some disturbing things to the poor cow. He thought the milk was actually some sort of "other juice" and drank it. It turned out to be good and he sold it as some thing called milk. People wanted more of this "milk" because they thought it was some kind of sexual juices... And modern science now realize it just tastes good on cereal.
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Re: Anybody else think about this?
Originally Posted by Byakuya
What did the first person to milk a cow think he was doing?

Honestly, i was writing a paper on commodities we take for granted, and milk flashed before my eyes and i thought to myself, What the hell was going through that persons head when they decided to milk a cow?
Honestly, imagine one day your walking around and you suddenly felt quite thirsty, the last thing your going to do is go up to a cow and milk it.

Your thoughts please. (Am i crazy for having this thought?)


It was tom green, I think it was about 3 years ago.

Re: Anybody else think about this?
Originally Posted by Person
I've heard a few people ask the same question, Byakuya. Maybe a guy watched a baby cow drink from its mom and decided to try it?

Indeed. What is this stuff the baby cows keep drinking? Let's check it out... And thats the way it goes.

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Re: Anybody else think about this?
Probably a random discovery by a very drunk person thinking it was his/her wife/wife in the early hours of morning?? :P
Or maybe an ancient cult who believed bestiality is the only true form of Love??
Maybe the cow decided it wanted some action so it raped someone?
Looks at wikipedia.... Noooo, they failed me, it says first used in middle east around 9000-8000 BC, but not why!!
Re: Anybody else think about this?
Mmmm... cow tits *squeeze*
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Re: Anybody else think about this?
lol, yeah, then after the guy figured out that you could acquire a delicious bevarage from a cow, he thought, ''Now how will I explain to people why I decided to do this in the first place?
Re: Anybody else think about this?
Originally Posted by LonelyDucky
Mmmm... cow tits *squeeze*

That's how I'd do it. *humps ducky*
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