<AlphasoniK> Kristis: What the fuck is wrong with you, rainbow loving panda freak.
Seriously, try to piss standing up for a change. No life girly pants dimwit.
I own multiple dank meme accounts on instacunt and love to watch people break their ankles. I'm a Believer in Jesus and spend most of my time in single player trying to get uke to send nudes. I listen to Kodak White and Lil Uzi Horizontal and sometimes Kanye East when I'm feeling South. I once got so high I went to a McDonalds and ordered a boneless fork. I enjoy watching Naruto and eating Five Star Ramen to feel like an oriental spirit. I am not Tsuion nor do I wish to be Tsuion. I have a Rottweiler his name is Ricky because when we took him to get his shots the nurse pulled up on his ass with a Bubble Darryl Shot Pistol. I am 300 years old and a member of Chief Keefs GBE Jesus Gang. I can't keep my male reproductive system in my pantaloons because premature ejaculation is a thing. I once caught my cousin beating off to animal porn. And that is my story.