This thread is for the purpose of remembering your noob days.
When I was a noob, I though I was (bleep)ing awesome because I had radioactive and orc.
Just discuss about your noob days back then.

when I was a noob I thought dismembering Uke was impossible.

When i was a noob, i never did anything right and acted like an idiot Spam the chat boxes, flame people for no reason etc. Also i thought doing super-awesome-moves were impossible too. Well, this was all before Toribash. The forums kinda fixed me up

But in Toribash, i was a confused lil' guy wondering around in the servers. I still remember a question i asked. I was playing in Twinswords once, and asked:
"How do you do that chop thing? Where your arms join together.".. Or something like that.

I hate myself now.

Listening to "Game over" 7 hours a day. You know, it was actually more noticeable as a noob.

When I was a noob, I tried to get a false "Key" to play toribash

I became addicted and now I lost my life and my finger prints are etched in the "Z" and mouse pad.

Jk i'm not that addicted

When I was a noob i Thought SaintOwar Was "God"

When I was a noob... i owned all those other noobs at jousting
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Oh wait I still do that now
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I'm still a noob!!!!!nooo!!!

I am still a noob, thus this post is void.
Also when I lose, dqing.

With all the things I've said and done in the past with Toribash, I look back on them and really see how much of a noob I was and how much of a noob I still am. The realization caused a certain unhappiness within me. Consequently, I now attempt to communicate using a slightly intelligent sounding vocabulary to hide the still very real truth that I am still, and may quite possibly remain to be withing the foreseeable future, in fact, but a simple noob.