Toribash
I'd keep that, imagine the braggin right.
John:So you guys watched that movie?
Jack:No i was to busy pettin my raccoon.
Susan:....You were masterbating?
Jack:No...I got a raccoon crawlin through my walls, its cool.
John:How the (bleep) did you get a raccoon?
Jack:I'm good like that.
All the world's a stage.