Name something that happens once in a lifetime. Once in your lifetime.
It can be anything, from a lucky shot with the paintball gun, or the fact your half-deaf mother almost caught you having sex on the couch.

trying to kick a ballon...
missing and kicking a stair that broke and dislocated by big toe

also: getting best shot at boyscout camp (rifle)

I once accidently hit a half full and open pack of milk while going by the table und turning around with my hand. But instead of spilling it all over, the pack did a perfect flipover and landed upright without loosing a single drop. Yay for me

Lol junt. ummm leme think.... I dont think of none my life is boring maybe later i'll remember some.

I poison myself with pancakes

I opened up the hood of my car and there was a dead cat inside

I've heard of that happening. Cat's climb up in there and then they overheat and die.

*shudder*

Someone threw an apple core at me, and I hit it with my hand. The apple core flew pretty fast at my friend's milk carton (We were in lunch). It hit the carton, which was half full. For some really odd reason, it didn't even get knocked off the table or even tip over. However, it somehow caused the milk to splash out and get all over my friend's shirt