Once, a toilet got crushed by the king of fat boys, Tyzo. The toilet's owner was really mad and sued the Pie with a hompo of goats.The pie lost it's precious virginity to Tyzo, the king of potatoes. He also humps the holy fag. He once took Shigechio's shitter forcefully to make it whole again.
Meanwhile Hattersin was sparring. Tyzi was video-making. Shigechio was gay, Zazo was dead, Jobo was fapping, DeakManiac was rapping about some big shit-stain on Zazo's gay friend Shigechio. Shigechio tried to recreate 2 girls-1-cup but failed horribly and cut off his left bollock.
Luke's sexy sister sat on Tyzo's bald potato head then rubbed his vagina. Meanwhile at Hattersin's Joboman was blogging with a creepy grammar that killed Pope Benedict XVI. Suddenly a bald-potato-head fell from the ground and slapped Ash in his sleep with Tyzi's nudist neighbor which was a prostitute and whore and an echhi.
One day Shigechio killed Zazo. PTDx sucked Zazo's dead teddy bear, Aujmihang. I like to stick my willy into Billy. I also like waiters. Waiters that have ginger hair. Aujmihang, the stupid word "Ninkamput" was the village of DeakManiac that's full of Bullshit and cocaine. Sometimes I want Billy to fly into my big and wide remaining right bollock. Then Fish came and battered Zazo, closed the thread and re-opened it. PTD stole the Jar containing Shigechio's famous red shit also called wine. Then did iFred realize PTD was not actually stealing his nuts, so he pooped on Shigechio's faggot face with chocolate cake. Ash then took a chaparganju pickle. He threw it onto Shigechio's vagina. Looking apple pie. Which was a vagina. Meanwhile siku was carefully nurturing hampa. DeakManiac was eating 48 peanuts so JoboWoman declared war on one direction who were led into pedobear's house where they captured Aujmihang, the pedobear. Aujmihang promised to never ever perv, stare at tits or fap again. But then he saw PTD's sister with her gigantic bollocks and died from heart failure.
In India, there is a man called Mangat Singh. He was gay. He also took Aujmihang's dead body to the dentist but the dentist said nope.avi mgt and handadadandan pleb. Aujmihang visited Jamacia where he met Quantae Daley, the king of fat bald potato boys. His Majesty said "Aujmihang! Why have you not brought tyzos big shit-stein?!?!?!?" Aujmihang calmly replied "u wot m8?" King Daley fled. Aujmihang then stole Tyzi's fat dildo belonging to Zazo. Zazo then rammed a barbed toothbrush right up PTD's inflatable anus toy. Aujmihand hated Zazo. Zazo was gay without a doubt. Aujmihang made crack-rocks out of fish-bones and anwars dreadlocks. Bedrock was harder than the flinstones on Billy's willy. "This sigga called Prakash Singh Badal tryna get grown about 5'7 of Quantaes bitches in McLaughlan's bedroom. Swallow" said Aujmihang. Damon1 was suddenly struck by a flying whale. Which was also Prakash's great-grandma.Then Prakash's ass exploded on guards. Prakash's gay friend wanted to have a grammar guide in his ass.
Meanwile in vaginalvania, people like to correct Ash's grammar. Once a gay wanted to lick your mom's hair. He also wanted to lick your red teddy's gigantic tail.
Aujmihang was playing with a piece of shit belonging to Joboman. The shit was Ash, he was going to turn into a big space shuttle, but JoboMan got mad, pissed on him and nurtured him and made him turn into Hulk. Therefore, link8 came, took out his poop shooting gun and shot at Joboman's cheek and semen burst forth. Fish started rapping about getting hooked with Zazo's shitstain.
Then Deak Says -U wot m8 lol I'm gay- As in happy( jk, i am very gay indeed.) Meanwhile, the Tyznation recruits yet another fat retarded faggot. In reality he's sexy and talented.
Communists are whores. Zazo began to shit from his penis, and then erected so hard, the roof broke, Zazo tried to drink pee and vodka, and massively erected his teddy, Aujmihang.
-Plug me in baby. My five-pin DIN. ''ERLU'', exclaimed Obama.
[03:39] <idabosswiz> can't you just set up a pass for ddos?