If you could create your own game system that would it be called, what would it look like, how much would it cost, stuff like that. (it can be a handheld).

This is mine:


controller:

ITS CALLED THE PLAYBOX REVOLUTION 720
IT WILL COME OUT IN THE YEAR -1953 FOR $3,000 IN MONOPOLY MONEY.

IT WILL HAVE THE GREATEST EXCLUSIVE EVER

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!!!!

Haha that guitar looks stupid)
Btw is that a guitar processor there? I mean the blue one:P

The Pillar of Malice, also known as The Pillar of Unease, Pillar of Discomfort, and The Sanctum of Rom'Galarteth.

The embodiement of malice, the cd slot, glares into the void where your soul used to be and judges you for your sins. It feeds upon your hellish nature, and it also looks like a cunt, for obvious reasons.

The glyphs of Rom'Galarteth gives the pillar the extra power it needs for over-the-top visuals of despair, giving you the feeling you really let loose a new hell upon Earth. They also feed the resting dark lord with your angst.

The three red-buttons-which-must-not-be-pushed is there for various reasons. One, for ordering the embodiement of malice to spit out your game/dvd. Another, for turning off the pillar (or well, it's there to make you think you can). The last button has no direct function. Although, if you press the correct combination with the three buttons, you open:

The lock to the Dark Lord Rom'Galarteth's imprisonment, the red portal of rage. It looks innocent, but if you dare to touch it, you will get sucked in and become an eternal slave to the lord, keeping him satisfied until he gets freed to rampage upon Earth.

Well, it's bound to happen sooner or later, since the price of this beige and gray hellmachine is selling your soul to one of Rom'Galarteth's demon-agents.

"When you just are feeling too comfortable and content with life."

I think mine would be a surprise box with alot of CMon toys in it that goes "boom" when you pushes the red button and the box opens with alot of gore and blood and this sign comes up "Game over". And when pressing the green button they go "YAY!" and then a truckload of weights fall on them from heaven so they go splash and a sign says "You won!"... ಠ_ಠ

I has one.


THE UB3R MACHINE

Over 9000 TB of storage, 97-bit graphics, 3.5 controller ports, and ALL THE BACON YOU CAN EAT!

Also, casing comes with a hard-wood(I always lol to that) finish!

Cost: More than you have made in your life.


Image:



Controller: Your mind, that's how ub3r it is.

haha 3.5 controller ports so what 2 friends and an idiot?

or maybe 3 friends and an idiot (_ _*)

No, 12 friends, 9 family members, and your pet goldfish.

no 17.2 friends, 11 family members, half of your pet goldfish, and a hobo.also you can substitute any of those with a trained monkey or a starving intern of your choice.

a twelfetheth of an idiot plus that would work just fine