DON'T KILL HOOKERS.

And yes, this is real. I lol'd.

For those of you who've unfortunately missed your chance to see this brilliant actor in his prime, have these.

Haha, I saw this thread on Facepunch (While googling something). Apparently he kissed the hooker then the hooker bit him on the tongue and wouldn't let go. Then he punched her repeatedly in the face until she let go.

And yes, I lol'd too.

Decided to move this to discussion.

THIS COULD GO SOMEWHERE.

Also I lolled cause I saw a commercial with vince this morning

You're gunna love my nuts!

Oho. Well played, sir.

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I think I laughed a bit too hard at this..

Dude. Holy crap. That is one of the most amazing things I have ever read. I guess that hooker "just does(n't do) the work."

LOL

that vince guy is a fag, Billy mays is better.

Billy Mays needs to hook up with Martha Stewart.

He's got that perfect frontal orb goin' on right thar.