Kirby
is fucked up.
Seriously, think about it.
Does he really ever do much battle against the forces of evil?
Or is he actually just totally self-serving?
It's painfully obvious the enemies in the Kirby games are just as intelligent as he is and can speak. They have emotions, friends, etc.
He fucking eats them, and then he mocks their peers by copying whatever made them special.
Twisted fucker he is.